High-quality oral sex is worthy of hundreds, if not thousands, of laudatory odes. A man who can raise his beloved to the stratosphere with just one tongue is the ultimate dream of every woman. If I had my way, I would erect such monuments in the parks of the country. Imagine that instead of Lenins, there will appear bronze statues of guys with signs “Master of Cunnilingus Level 80″.
I wrote such a pretentious introduction for a reason. In support of my words about the importance of language skills in intimate relationships, I will cite statistical data. According to Denise Foley ‘s Encyclopedia of Women’s Health , 83 percent have difficulty finding satisfaction and rarely enjoy standard vaginal caresses. According to research by sexologists Joseph Flaherty and John Davis, 70 percent of lovely ladies need direct stimulation of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.
In 2014, Cosmopolitan magazine conducted an anonymous survey of 1,000 heterosexual and 850 homosexual women between the ages of 18 and 40. The results obtained after processing the data stunned sexologists. In the course of sexual intercourse with a man, only 5 of 10 respondents climax each time. And this is against 8 out of 10 in lesbian couples! I do not urge girls to stand under the rainbow flags, but such numbers make you think. It would seem that many more variations of intimacy have been invented for traditional intercourse, and the lot of girls is to be content with Cooney , as well as play with strapons and vibrators in an attempt to imitate a peasant’s reproductive organ.
The true reasons for negative indicators are simple to disgrace, if you want to guess what the catch is not difficult. The fact is that the guys allow a number of classic failures, which negates their efforts. By the way, for the purity of conclusions and impartiality of judgments, I compared exclusively the techniques of oral sex.
8 common mistakes in cunnilingus
1. Embrace the immense, embrace the unattainable
The situation when the boyfriend literally bites into the crotch, as if into the pulp of a juicy watermelon, is incredibly annoying. Complex stimulation is great, but not everything needs to be done with the mouth. Guys, do not try to slobber your clitoris, labia majora and labia minora at the same time and touch the anus in passing. You need to be more focused, comrades. Focus on individual points as a foreplay, then switch to the magic button.
2. Chinese dummy
Quite often, guys sin with rhythmic head shakes. I don’t know if they catch the beat, or imagine themselves as a dove. They frantically rub against the vagina with their chin, nose, cheeks, and some even put their ear to the opening of the vagina, like to the sea shell. Guys, stop wielding your face in an attempt to arouse your partner. Cunnilingus involves working with language, not face .
3. You have a beard, and I will tell you: “No!”
Getting oral sex from a man with bristles is like having sex with sandpaper. You can forget about pleasant moments. All the girls feel are stinging pricks and painful friction. Hell itself comes a little later. The delicate skin becomes inflamed, every trip to the toilet turns into torture. Not surprisingly, lesbians keep score in the erotic competition – they don’t grow beards.
4. Illiteracy
In the 21st century, many men do not know the basics of female anatomy. Among the brutal company, there was a rumor about the existence of the clitoris, but for the majority, the main erogenous zone of a woman is equated with Atlantis. In forums on the Internet, openly ridiculous coordinates are given. Thank God, it gradually dawned on the boys that they shouldn’t believe the stories of users, they began to turn to reliable sources. Hopefully, in the near future, the boys will realize the importance of the clitoris in female sexuality.
5. Speedster
For some reason, the rate of fire is considered shameful, but a short cunnilingus is in the order of things. Understand that two to three minutes is enough for only 4 percent of women. The likelihood that you came across just such a unique individual tends to zero. The remaining 96 percent require at least 15-20 minutes of intense stimulation to climax.
6. Confusion in organs
After all, anatomy is a complex science and is given to a few. I had a boyfriend who stretched and strained his tongue far, and then bluntly pounded on the clitoris, like a member on the vagina. With practice, he, of course, figured out the technique, but this is not very relevant to the topic. My surprise knew no bounds when it turned out that I was not alone – an impressive number of girls suffered a similar fate. The clitoris does not tolerate such rough treatment.
7. Extra blah blah
Men, are you mad at people talking with their mouths full? Now imagine yourself in the place of your beloved. She lies, trying to relax and focus on the pleasant sensations in the lower abdomen, her eyes closed. And then muffled moans are interrupted by exclamations: “Nom-nom-nom”, ” Zhu kah you?”, “And you are delicious!”. Naturally, the girl will look at what is going on between her legs and see your frightening look from under the brows. There will be no trace of the former romance. Forgive me for being rude, shut your mouth and do your thing.
8. Final chord
Orgasm is a key part of the process. Its intensity and duration depends on how the man behaves. When the lady of the heart begins to go into sweet convulsions, never remove your head or interrupt work. Don’t slow down or increase your pace, stay stable. The girl herself will say when she finishes soaring in the sky, patiently wait for the signal.
Why don’t all women love cunnilingus ?
My best friend inadvertently complained that his wife was cool with intimate inclinations from him. The boy enthusiastically masters theoretical materials and approaches practice with zeal, but his beloved remains colder than a marble statue. He does not make the mistakes described above, but he does not bring the young lady to orgasm either. Especially for people like him, I decided to include in the article a list of reasons forcing women to refuse men the honor of making them Cooney .
1. Flavors and tastes
The genitals have a specific smell and taste. Girls are sensitive to the imperfections of their own bodies. They panic at the very thought that they may find their partner “disgusting.” It can be difficult to convince ossified ladies that female secretion includes pheromones (special substances that attract the opposite sex). Compliance with the rules of personal hygiene will solve the problem of taste “for an amateur”. At worst, you can buy a lubricant for oral sex.
2. Esthetic Education
The concerns of guys about the aesthetic attractiveness of those same organs are not alien to girls. Ladies are complex about the size, color, shape. Each person is unique, it is impossible to find two personalities with identical parameters. On porn portals, vagina beauty contests are often held, but what criteria the judges appeal to is not completely clear to me.
3. Religiosity
World confessions strictly observe the moral character of their parishioners. In Christianity, Catholicism, Protestantism and Islam, oral sex is taboo. It is considered synonymous with sexual promiscuity, leading to the degradation and decline of society. If a girl grew up in a religious family, then she has a deeply rooted negative attitude towards erotic experiments in principle. She perceives sexual intercourse in terms of the only way to reproduce.
4. Flaws of education
This point is very similar to the previous one, but there is a slight difference. Unfortunately, parents rarely talk with their children about the delights of intimate life. They can scare them with unplanned pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases and catch up with fear in order to delay the stage of growing up. In addition, moms and dads transfer their negative experiences and stereotypes to the fragile minds of children. More recently, the myth was widespread that masturbation blinded, and the palms were covered with hair. I will not say why cunnilingus is considered dirty and shameful.
5. Rejection of their sexuality
You cannot erase a long history with a pencil, you cannot smear it with a proofreader, and you cannot erase it from people’s memory. While the sexual revolution was raging in Europe and America in full swing, Soviet women marched together at rallies and firmly believed that the USSR was pure and bright, like a communist dream. Several generations must pass in order to trample the weeds of red propaganda. Children born in the 90s have the same attitudes as moms and dads. “The family is the unit of society”, “if you watch porn, it’s only classic and quietly in a dark room with drawn curtains”, “a woman is obliged to raise children and cook borscht, and not think about nonsense”. Asexual behavior to varying degrees is characteristic of 47 percent.
6. Mistrust in a partner
Giving full access to the most intimate requires a girl’s remarkable determination. A rare bird will allow a guy to “lick pussy” in the first sexual intercourse, and in the next ten. Only with a permanent, beloved man can you relax one hundred percent. If everything is not going well in the relationship, then problems will begin to arise not only with cunnilingus , but also with ordinary intimacy.
10 unspoken rules of linguists
1. Get ready! Always ready!
Preparation is an important step in the procedure. I have already casually mentioned the hygienic side, and I do not consider it necessary to get hung up on shaving, washing and deodorizing. Talk about foreplay. The most rational solution is to take a shower together, combining ablution with an erotic massage. Do not pounce on the clitoris straight away, cover the whole body with kisses, show that you like to be with her, caress and stroke the skin, inhale the smell. Watch the temperature of your beloved’s legs, frozen icy feet push back orgasm by a mile.
2. Don’t bite …
Apparently, the recommendations about the teeth were written by men who saw the vagina only in pictures. The genitals are incredibly sensitive, girls experience pain when bitten, a strong pulling of the hood and labia minora. If she wriggles and yells good obscenities, this does not mean that you are entitled to the “Lover of the Year” medal. It is likely that your mistress is in agony.
3. Ideal pose
Both partners take part in the process, choosing the optimal position, take into account the level of comfort of both women and men. It is better for a girl not to be distracted by leg cramps or excessive tension in the lower back, and the guy should not have a numb neck. Please note that you will have to spend at least a quarter of an hour in the pose. Successful variations are missionary with a pillow under the buttocks, doggy style, or when the partner, lying on her back, hangs her butt from the edge of the bed, and the partner settles down on the floor.
4. Skill is not spent on drink
A single recipe for happiness has not yet been invented, there are about 15 cunnilingus techniques , which one to use is a matter of individual preferences. Our guide would be incomplete if I kept silent about the most effective ones. So you can:
- make slow licking movements at the same pace with a soft relaxed tongue along the labia, groin, barely touching the clitoris (suitable for hypersensitive persons);
- accelerate to the limiting state and flutter over the clitoris with a soft tongue, like an artist with a brush on a canvas (it is important to warm up your partner well);
- strain your tongue at the base, and tickle the button at insane speeds (it is better to leave it on “sweet” and use the technique before orgasm);
- draw circles around the head, draw zigzags and infinity symbols along the hood;
- gently roll the pea with your lips;
- repeat the rhythm of your woman’s favorite song with your tongue (to be sure, turn on the track for repetition);
- to recreate the oscillations of the pendulum – at first slow, and then a little faster from right to left and vice versa;
- tightly grab the clitoris with your lips and wield your tongue without taking it out of your mouth;
- without stopping stimulation, run fingers into the vagina;
- rub your lips, not forgetting to thoroughly moisten the surface with saliva before doing this;
- additionally massage the perineum with a vibrator;
- combine several of the above techniques.
I don’t know who came up with the idea of recommending guys stick their tongues in the vagina, but I would beat him and maybe even kick. A very small percentage of women are aroused by such manipulations and even fewer reach orgasm.
5. Minutes go by, years go by
Don’t worry about the time spent cunnilingus . Girls are extremely sensitive creatures, your chosen one will understand if you turn on a stopwatch in your head and count the moments. As soon as she admits the thought that you are exhausted or bored with orgasm, you can put a tremendous cross. Without slowing down, scroll through distracting pictures, for example, naked Angelina Jolie, so you will not get tired and can hold out for a long time in the saddle.
6. The power is there – the mind is not necessary
Oral sex using pressure of hundreds of kilonewtons is equivalent to domestic violence. Your partner will not appreciate the muscles of your tongue, you do not need to show that you can bend a steel bar with it. Be gentle and as soft as possible. She herself will tell you when it is necessary to increase the pressure. This also applies to the ridiculous deep drilling technique, when an attempt is made to gouge out the clitoris with the tip of the tongue.
7. Well, where are your pens ?!
While lips selflessly caress the vulva, hands should not lie idle. Stroke your thighs, butt, if you can reach your chest. Some women noted an increase in the degree of arousal with light pressure on the lower abdomen. Once you have started – give all your best to the fullest.
8. Opinion poll
I will make a reservation right away that this rule will not work with emotionally squeezed individuals. The advice is as follows – instead of trying to find out the preferences of your beloved by trial and error, have a heart-to-heart talk with the girl. Ask if she was Cooney before, what feelings she experienced, what she liked and what did not. I think you are not the first day together and already know her susceptibility to clitoral stimulation. Abrupt movements and intense friction are contraindicated in hypersensitive individuals.
9. Stretch the pleasure
In cunnilingus it is impossible to hesitate too much, but to rush is a terrible sin. If you are not able to maintain a fluttering pace for a long time, then it will be much more productive to settle down and slowly crawl with your tongue. Monotony of rhythm is the guarantee of success. As the excitement grows, do not immediately succumb to the persuasion of the second half and the inviting flap of the hips. Maintain a cool and calculating strategy, tease your loved one and drive her to a frenzy.
10. Epilogue
When the girl is screaming and discharged, let her come to her senses. Hug, pull closer, kiss, show that you are as happy as she is. This is a very intimate moment that will raise the bar in her eyes.