Marijuana and Orgasm: Does Weed Improve Your Sex Life?

Let’s leave aside the debate about which is more harmful – alcohol or natural natural herb. Let the extras and moralists argue about how the ban or permission of marijuana affects the standard of living in countries. Today we will focus exclusively on the effects of pot on sex. Namely – on female sensations.

Often I have heard about what phenomenal miracles grass does with the intimate sphere of our life. They say that men from her become simply unsurpassed lovers, and women experience all kinds of orgasms: jet, clitoral , vaginal, and multiple – and even almost at the same time! Is it really? I decided to check all these stories personally, and at the same time to elicit the details of such experiments from my friends. Wondering how a joint will actually affect sex?
 

Disadvantage # 1: Reduced pain threshold

Samantha (the heroine of Sex and the City) once smoked a joint to make love to a guy whose dignity was too great. Indeed, marijuana makes sex with a large-caliber lover easier. No, she does not shrink his pussy to an acceptable size for a girl and does not turn the vagina into a bottomless barrel. It just desensitizes and dampens pain. What is pain? This is an alarming signal from our body that something is bothering him, this is his cry for help. Imagine that the girl’s body is a house, her penis is a burglar, and marijuana is the code to turn off the alarm. And that’s a huge ne … cracker beats glass, tearing the curtains and figachit on the walls, and the woman does not expel the bully, but simply deactivates the alarm. The same thing happens with the female body: even without feeling pain, it is still traumatized. And the pain will surely come as soon as the effect of the dope ends. And along with the pain will come the awareness of the injuries received. And it’s good if the matter is limited only to muscle aches and mild discomfort in the holy of holies. And if a man’s size is modest, then the girl will be simply bored – after all, the sensitivity has decreased!
 

Disadvantage # 2: hunger and thirst

It’s no secret that after drinking weed, a brutal appetite can wake up. In fact, this is one of the reasons many doctors are begging for permission to prescribe herbal medicine for chemotherapy patients. But how will an increased appetite help sex? No way, he will only spoil it! Imagine: you are making love with your man, but you are not thinking at all about how wonderful he is and how good you are with him. Your brain is screaming, “Give me a cheeseburger! I want pizza. And dumplings. I want pizza made from dumplings and cheeseburgers. I want to drink ! ” How can you focus on quality sex when you crave food? Don’t even eat, but … eat! Another unpleasant nuance for lovely ladies: you will not be drawn to healthy food. You will not go to cook yourself oatmeal , but with the air of a hungry zombie, you will greedily choke on fast food. And then there may be attacks of severe nausea or vomiting. Not very erotic, okay?
 

Disadvantage # 3: Fascinating hallucinations that distract attention

If a couple is lucky enough to get quality herb (and not dried basil in a bag) without any problems, then the perception of the world may change. This does not always happen and not with everyone, but most often the body reacts to a stimulant. Hallucinations can occur: molecules danced around you, walls breathed, colors began to sing. The world suddenly becomes amazing, unusual. I want to study it: touch, listen, breathe. And then there is no time for sex. To hell with an orgasm, a flock of hummingbirds with rabbit ears just flew past you! Do you think I’m exaggerating? No matter how …
 

Drawback # 4: Paranoia

And it’s good if the hallucinations are cute. Sometimes not frail paranoia wakes up. The sound of water dripping in the faucet is maddening, the motorcycle roars outside the window like a rocket at Baikanur or like a Soviet vacuum cleaner. By the way, I had one of the Raketa brand. Every little thing scares the devil. And here again there is no time for sex, because panic sets in and the smoker wants to hide urgently, curl up in a ball in the corner, cry fearfully and pray that the effect of the grass will pass as soon as possible. It is believed that delirium rarely comes from smoking weed. And yet, you may be among those who are unlucky. What is delirium? This is an altered consciousness with a bunch of extremely unpleasant symptoms: from the inability to navigate in space to the desire to lay hands on oneself.

Disadvantage 5: Fun, too fun …

It would seem, what could be wrong with fun? And the fact that from the grass it is inadequate and unrestrained. And once after a time it is not necessary: ​​from the same grass, a person can be either calm, or restless merry fellow. Why is it bad for sex? Here’s an example! Two in bed: enjoying each other – everything is fine. A man enters his girlfriend, and she … suddenly begins to laugh hysterically. For no reason at all. And she cannot stop, literally everything around her makes her laugh. Will the guy want to have sex? Yes, his pipirka will wither like cherry blossoms in the cold. And the girl will not enjoy sex either.
So is it worth the risk and smoking weed for the sake of faint hope that you will be lucky enough to experience the mythical enchanting sex? Yes, it’s worth it. If you live in a bunker, where besides grass, there are no sex toys or lubricants , and your partner does not lend itself to learning new sex techniques. In other cases, it is better to throw the joint in the bin and indulge in healthy sex. Trust the experience of the seasoned.

It is better to master the positions for orgasm, to learn the secrets of kissing and learn to please a man than to spoil the night of love with the negative effects of weed. Sex is the best and only useful drug in the world! 😉   

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